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achiever
September 2, 2017, 6:32am Report to Moderator

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POST wore flip-flops as soon as. It is at eighth mark, on your end-of-year vacation to Hersheypark in which I wore a african american tube leading, denim under garments, and spawn-of-Satan flip-flops. They were the Tory Burch models I lusted following for several weeks, saving upwards my babysitting income to cop. WHEN I said screw sunscreen, taking only my [url fitflops uk sale[/url] rip-off Ray-Bans as well as my light pink Razr. 1 hour into each of our trip, I had four bleeding parts to help my ft, each with the spot the location where the strap linked to the only ("sole") belonging to the flop. WE wasn't scared. I kept going. A half hr later, when I walked into my seat at Storm Athlete, the strap snapped away from, rendering me personally shoeless.


"Oh this god, " MY PARTNER AND I said. "f*** these kind of shoes. "
f*** all those shoes seemed to be right, eighth grade me personally. Although granted embarrassed to express I didn't know superior before THIRTEEN, it took a complete of at some point for me to realize these is also the worst shoes around the face of women fitflop boots uk
our planet. Why don't many people understand the following?
When POST see flip-flops, WHEN I see average joe, throwing this lone shoe on the fountain with Hersheypark, spending a single day in grail-worthy Reese's slip-ons instead. Once i see flip-flops, I notice beer-bellied single dads with un-ironic consignments shorts and also wraparound sun shades barbecuing delt with meats in the backyard. I see this dorm-mates, trudging to the communal showers, their flip-flops the sole line of [url]fitflops boots sale uk[/url] defense resistant to the fungus running between the actual floor tiles. I see hemorrhage feet and unclipped toenails and heavy, black bottom hairs. Next time i stare with flip-flops, I'm really staring into the abyss. (If I look lengthy enough, but will the flip-flops focus back? )


Consider it this way: Are you probably telling me personally that when you wear flip-flops, you like the way you feel? On earth do you honest-to-god take advantage of the strappy tan lines they give your feet, or began seeing your bottoms turn ebony with dirt and grime and fecal matter after you walk? Don't you like the unsupportive base, and the way it aids your feet to [urlwomens fitflop shoes sale[/url] flirt with its plantar fasciitis? Do you wish waking up down the middle of the nights with foot or so cramps, you literally begging one to stop putting on the shoes and boots that harm both your current muscle dust and just about any chance at being sophisticated?



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cliftyhanger
September 2, 2017, 6:38am Report to Moderator

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What the hell sort of incoherent drivel is this

yes, I know a spammer, but what a load of absolute b***********s!


Clive Senior

Location-Brighton, East Sussex
Foxy is here, 1500od tax exempt Toledo. Now has the decent engine back in Slant 4 engine bolted in, sprint box and axle.Now has fresh MoT. Needs paint though.
Spitfire Zetec project is started work progressing slooooowly on the road!
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thescrapman
September 2, 2017, 6:59am Report to Moderator

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I suspect that Google translate isn't allowed through the great firewall of china, so they have to make do with a substitute.

It really is dross.


Schadenfreude expert and collector of assorted rusty Triumphs on the Essex/Suffolk Border.

2010, 2011, 2013, 2015 and 2016 CT Navigators Championship winner.

10CR 2005, 2007, 2009, 2011 2013 - RBRR 1990, 2006, 2008, 2010, 2012, 2014, 2016 - Nachtrit 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2012 - Chinese rally 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011 - HCR 2009, 2011, 2012, 2013 (3rd place), 2014. 2015, 2017

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1968 Spitfire Mk3 : 1973 TR6 : 1967 Herald 1200 Estate 1970 : 1968 Mk1 2.5PI 1968
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npanne
September 2, 2017, 8:58am Report to Moderator


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I presume the incoherence is intentional to encourage people to click on the embedded link in the text "women fitflop uk sale".
Im not planning to find out whether that link is just a dodgy sales site or something more virus-y, but it might be worth an admin removing the link just in case.
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cliftyhanger
September 2, 2017, 12:38pm Report to Moderator

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Doh, I took 4 links out, must have missed one....


Clive Senior

Location-Brighton, East Sussex
Foxy is here, 1500od tax exempt Toledo. Now has the decent engine back in Slant 4 engine bolted in, sprint box and axle.Now has fresh MoT. Needs paint though.
Spitfire Zetec project is started work progressing slooooowly on the road!
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npanne
September 2, 2017, 6:13pm Report to Moderator


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Too busy picking out a nice pair of fit flops?
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cliftyhanger
September 2, 2017, 6:46pm Report to Moderator

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Think I need them....


Clive Senior

Location-Brighton, East Sussex
Foxy is here, 1500od tax exempt Toledo. Now has the decent engine back in Slant 4 engine bolted in, sprint box and axle.Now has fresh MoT. Needs paint though.
Spitfire Zetec project is started work progressing slooooowly on the road!
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Dale
September 16, 2017, 4:18pm Report to Moderator

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Better that than fat flaps........................


Harold: '67 Herald (not) 1200 convertible - some bits still fairly shiny & red some not so shiny, some now the wrong kind of red! Height adjustable at the front by virtue of clever spring seat thingies (and flat tyres) and at the back by virtue of how much cr*p is in the boot

Maude: '66 2000 (for now) in amazingly good nick with mahoosive Webasto sunroof, manual now with o/d and back on the road after 9 year lapse. Much electrickery, Alfa seatery, power steerery, front suspendery (ooer!) & carburettory also now done.

Polish them if you must, but don't stick them on the mantelpiece - drive them (carefully, cos the number of wheels in contact with the black stuff [or the other end of the driveshaft] is liable to change when you least expect it !
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Shed 1969
September 21, 2017, 11:15am Report to Moderator
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I have two left feet ..I only need Flip Flips ....
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poppyman
September 21, 2017, 11:36am Report to Moderator
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Quoted from Shed 1969
I have two left feet ..I only need Flip Flips ....


If you buy 2 pairs being right footed i will have the flop flops off you

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